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Pick them up

Had to laugh this morning watching N and Missy playing. N pretends to pass Missy some keys so she can drive the …

My sharing little girl

I told Master D there was a bikke container in the cupboard, and told him to get it out. Upon getting it …

Where is your lunchbox?

“Master D, where is your lunchbox?” “It’s in my bag.” “Where should it be?” “On the bench.” “What are you doing about …

Reading books

Mr S is sitting with Master D today reading a book – all about dinosaurs. So every time they got to the word ‘dinosaurs’, …

Hide and seek

Master D and N are outside playing Hide and Seek. “Where shall I hide?” says N. “Where I was” replies Master D. …

Silly me!

Missy will do something, like drop something, or walk into something, or that kind of thing, and she’ll say ‘Silly Me’. I’ve always …

It’s all in the meaning

Master D – “no mummy, i was meant-ing that i don’t want a nap.”‘You mean ‘meaning’.”Master D – “yes, i was meaning i don’t …

Big cock

So I’m talking to Master D and he tells me he wants a ‘big cock’. I say ‘sorry?’ He repeats that he …

What’s the time Mr Wolf?

Master D is playing with some friends, What’s the time Mr Wolf?, you know the game where you follow someone, and ask them …

No Mummy

Missy comes in, holding her hair tie, telling me she’s pulled it out. I say ‘Oh no Missy, we need to leave it …

Have fun

Master D – “Where are you going Mummy?” “I’m going to have a pee.” Master D – “Have fun.”