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Diddles fall off

I was struggling to open a glad wrapped sandwich, and asked Mr S for his assistance. While waiting, I was telling Missy …

I’m in the shower

The children are at school, the hubby is at work, the cat is fed. The house is suitably quiet. Ahhh… I make my …

It’s Paradise

We get into the car. It’s hot. Sweltering hot. I tell the kids that I’ll put the air-conditioning on, and then it’ll get cooler. …

So last night, Mr S, Miss S and I were sitting at the table, having dinner. Mr S and asked Miss S to do something, and she had ignored him. Upon repeating himself, Miss S says “I heard you … → 22 January 2012

Being A Slave

I went to pick Miss S up from kindy yesterday, and the Head Teacher pulled me to one side. Uh oh. “I have …

Miss S’s pregnant?

Overheard Master D telling Miss S that he grew in mummy’s tummy. Miss S asked how he got there. Master D told her that Daddy told …

Close your eyes

On the way home I said to Miss S “close your eyes and have a rest until we get home”. “but I can’t …

Hold On!

Miss S tells me she needs to go to the toilet. We’re in the car, and she’s in knickers. “Hold on” I …

You crack me up Mummy

Missy is laughing at something I said, and pauses, looking at me so seriously, and says “You crack me up Mummy”.

Couch climbing

I walk in the lounge to find Missy climbing on the couch – a real no-no in our house. Master D turns to her …

Poo-poo head

M “come and play with us Missy” Missy “no” M “why not?” Missy “cos you’re a poo poo head”