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There’s a hole in my sidewalk

Autobiography in Five Short Chapters By Portia Nelson Chapter One I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the …

Self-Defence

Master D is lying on the bed. Missy comes running in and jumps on top of him. D farts loudly. “It’s self-defence,” …

The Last Time

From the moment you hold your baby in your arms, you will never be the same. You might long for the person …

Diddles fall off

I was struggling to open a glad wrapped sandwich, and asked Mr S for his assistance. While waiting, I was telling Missy …

Movie Challenge – X

Watch 26 movies I’ve never seen starting with each letter of the Alphabet! A – Alice In Wonderland B – Bait C …

Movie Challenge – W

Watch 26 movies I’ve never seen starting with each letter of the Alphabet! A – Alice In Wonderland B – Bait C …

Movie Challenge – N

Watch 26 movies I’ve never seen starting with each letter of the Alphabet! A – Alice In Wonderland B – Bait C …

Movie Challenge – I

Watch 26 movies I’ve never seen starting with each letter of the Alphabet! A – Alice In Wonderland B – Bait C …

“I’m my own Grandpa!”

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three. I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow …

I was rehearsing a play, and there was a scene that went on before me, then I had to come in the door. They rehearsed the scene, and one of the actors had thrown a chair at the other one. It landed right in front of the door where I came in. I opened the door and then rather lamely, I said to the producer who was sitting out in the stalls,’Well, look, I can’t get in. There’s a chair in my way.’ He said,’Well, use the difficulty.’ So I said ‘What do you mean, use the difficulty?’ He said ‘Well, if it’s a drama, pick it up and smash it. If it’s a comedy, fall over it.’ This was a line for me for life: Always use the difficulty.

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Pizza night with Black Box!

We received a black box, and in it there were these 2 things, Tegel Meal Maker, and Turkish Bread Pizza Bases. Putting them together …