Getting Picked Up By The Smurfs
I started to close the door behind them, and hear Bitchy Smurf saying “Why did it take you so long? You must have known that I was there. It’s not good enough.” and started telling the Smurfs off for not going out sooner.
I open the door and calmly say “Bitchy Smurf, if you just honk when you get here, we’ll know you are here.”
Bitchy Smurf immediately raises her voice, and says “Don’t you get smart with me, Mother Smurf.”
Keeping my cool, I say “I’m not getting smart, if you just honk when you pull up, I’ll send the Smurfs out to you.”
Bitchy Smurf says “You’re not going to intimidate me, like you intimidate the smurfs.”
I say “I’m not trying to intimidate, how are we meant to know you’re here if you don’t honk?”
Bitchy Smurf loses her cool, and proceeds to start yelling, saying “What are you going to do, hit me like you hit the Smurfs?”
I say “Bitchy Smurf, CYFS came here and investigated, and there was no concerns. Don’t be so silly.”
Bitchy Smurf carries on screaming, about how I beat the smurfs up, I obviously have an anger management problem, and at least they would be away from me for a week, and so forth. All of this was in front of the Smurfs.