Master D, the parrot

Oh man, I have to be so careful lately… he’s repeating everything.pparrot

I was taking Master D to kindy, and was talking to a friend – the phone had cut off several times and I was getting pissed off. Finally the last time the phone cut off, I whispered ‘f**king phone’

Master D says ‘f**king phone mum?’
I said ‘ Oh no Master D, that’s a bad word, mummy was naughty, bad mummy’.

I pick him up after kindy – and the teacher comes to see me. ‘I love that you are teaching Master D good words and bad words, it’s nice to see.’

‘oh?’ I ask.

‘Yes’ she says, ”f**king phone’ is a bad word, but ‘Oh splendid’ is a good word’

Mrs K

Coke Zero addict, knitter, crocheter, fat, fabulous, fluffy mama.

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3 Responses

  1. Birdie says:

    She probably doesn't even have kids. Sometimes parents swear. Kids survive. 😉

  2. Michelle says:

    haha that made me giggle, I don't giggle when my son does it though!! I got 'you are an idiot woman mumma' at the supermarket 🙁

  3. Ms Kate says:

    LOL Yes Michelle, it's always funny when it happens to someone else!