Master D, the parrot
I was taking Master D to kindy, and was talking to a friend – the phone had cut off several times and I was getting pissed off. Finally the last time the phone cut off, I whispered ‘f**king phone’
I pick him up after kindy – and the teacher comes to see me. ‘I love that you are teaching Master D good words and bad words, it’s nice to see.’
‘oh?’ I ask.
‘Yes’ she says, ”f**king phone’ is a bad word, but ‘Oh splendid’ is a good word’